Saying the things she won't

Kermit!! What are this….what are this

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 12:32:33 -0400

Kermit!! What are this….what are this

Photo

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 12:59:53 -0500

Bad Ass F’n Ring

Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:13:17 -0500

Bad Ass F’n Ring

theclearlydope: The McDonald’s Magic Mike promotion was a huge...

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 16:04:03 -0500

theclearlydope:

The McDonald’s Magic Mike promotion was a huge success.

Oooo if he rubs sweet & sour sauce on his nipples….(licks lips)

theclearlydope: It was our first and last Christmas...

Tue, 23 Oct 2012 16:44:33 -0400

theclearlydope:

It was our first and last Christmas together.

Ain’t enough love in this world to make me wear this

Saddest unicorn eva

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 21:03:17 -0400

Saddest unicorn eva

bunnyfood: sup(via expo7000) Damn you couldn’t find a...

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 20:21:38 -0400

bunnyfood:

sup

(via expo7000)

Damn you couldn’t find a jacket that fit?!

Atlanta to Dallas

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 13:24:18 -0400

Atlanta to Dallas

Man down! Pimp in distress!!

Tue, 28 Aug 2012 20:41:10 -0400

Man down! Pimp in distress!!

theclearlydope: I will never read anything better than this. I...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 12:38:22 -0400

theclearlydope:

I will never read anything better than this. I can just quit reading now. One less thing.

When I see a thin mint

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 12:35:48 -0400

whatshouldwecallmemaybe:

At first I’m like:

Then I realize its almost beach season and I’m like:

The Airport

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 23:40:20 -0400

Sadly I am back in GA, El Paso made me fall in love with her almost immediately. Doesnt hurt that the love of my life is there too. Now due to some scheduling conflicts & plain ol’fucked up shit I will be spending the night in Hartsfield-Jackson Airport in Atlanta. Not too bad tho, I do need some time to think & process some things. Although El Paso was great it did not turn out the way I hoped. Too much to deal with for only 5 days.

X = ?

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 21:01:04 -0500

In this relationship what he really feels is X & Im trying to use all the known factors to determine the value of X. Im starting to feel like John Nash in A Beautiful Mind pacing in front of a window adorned with my scribbles mumbling to myself as I try to solve this equation of us. I can also relate to his multiple halluncinations talking to him because every day I think of another aspect of you & how that influences your actions. Im battling those voices to find which one makes more sense when all that needs to be done is for you to tell me. But I know you wont, you are too private scared to let feelings openly flow. As a Sag that is difficult for me to understand. I wear my heart on my sleeve, hell a blind man can see how I feel. Im too dedicated to finding the answer to X even if it means being hurt. Through it all it will show you I care enough to find out, to take the time to discover you, to find that answer to X

Photo

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 12:02:56 -0500

bunnyfood: Haaaay Fell in love instantly

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 21:15:38 -0500

bunnyfood:

Haaaay

Fell in love instantly

She talking to me

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 16:55:38 -0500

Queefing. Ahh the embarrassing yet unavoidable body noise. I found that it is only embarrassing to us females, fellas see it in a whole different light. Example: a previous lover of mine was getting very into the moment when it happened…a series of queefs that left me utterly mortified. He did not miss a beat but instead said “Oh she talking to me now”. I was lost, looking around trying to figure out who she is & why the fuck is she in the room with us. Finally I asked who is talking & he, still thrusting excitedly, said “Your pussy talking to me. Yea she likes this dick, telling me how good it is.” I never knew my vagina was so articulate.
I will not lie, the fact that it got him so excited made me even more excited. For me if I can tell the man I am with is enjoying the sex it makes me want to do more. Its his reactions that get me going. Plus a big dick & oral skills dont hurt either ;-)

theclearlydope: Well done young Erik. You’re ready for...

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 17:36:48 -0500

theclearlydope:

Well done young Erik. You’re ready for Twitter.

pleatedjeans:

a mitch ain’t one. via

Doesnt get any better

theclearlydope: I just came to the shocking realization that I...

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 19:10:48 -0400

theclearlydope:

I just came to the shocking realization that I might have a teenage son.

Dedication

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 21:21:36 -0400

So my training for this new job has been on the campus of my school & it has really got me ready to go back. It’s a little difficult when I have to pay for classes myself but it is so worth it. I ran into my A&P teacher today & she asked how were things going, after taking a few minutes to catch her up she looked at me & said ” Don’t give up, you have an understanding & passion for science that is genuine. I’ve seen you come in limping, tired, & so sick that you could barely keep your head up but you showed up. You can’t lose that.” I had tears streaming down my cheeks but I gave her one of the biggest hugs. Her acknowledgement meant the world to me, I hope she knows.

Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good...

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 20:52:41 -0400

Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!!